Barney Poem

Ok, I wrote this poem years ago when I was in elementry school, but i figured I'd post it. Trying to do this from memory, so its a bit fuzzy. I'll probably fire up my 386 later and pull the original up so I know exactly what I had.

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Barney's dead
He was shot in the head.
Millions of kids will realize that he won't make a TV come back
Somebody finally shot the fag,
and stuffed him in a burlap bag.
When Baby bop was found it was no gag
for between her eyes, was a .44 mag.
Millions of tots across this great land will soon be sad,
but all I have to say is haha! too bad!


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